And they're in chronological order, from bottom (older) to top (newer) for every section. I'm that awesome. *insert gigantic ego here*
Vampire Hunting Series:
Vampire hunting is the world's oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional) - [ Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, Mikey Way/William Beckett, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, many others - NC-17 overall, slash, 96,000 total words ] - “In his late years, Gabe Saporta had come to consider himself a peaceful, harmless, even funny vampire. He rarely killed anyone, when he fed he always left his victims where they could be easily found and rescued, and sure thing he never wanted to be part of any clan ever again.” But his plans are ruined when he gets caught by a vampire hunters clan led by Pete Wentz, and things take an interesting path when William Beckett, a young hunter, becomes his jailer. Meanwhile Ryan Ross gets kidnapped by someone they didn’t expect to see again, and the clan has to find him before it’s too late.
Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11 || Chapter 12 || Chapter 13 || Chapter 14 || Chapter 15 || Chapter 16 || Chapter 17 || Chapter 18 || Chapter 19 || Chapter 20 || Chapter 21 || Chapter 22 || Chapter 23 || Chapter 24
I slept with someone in the Wentz clan (And all I got was this hugeass mess about demons and weird spirits) - [ Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, many others - NC-17 overall, slash, 77,000 total words ] - “Guys.” Maja looked between Pete and Patrick. “I think we have a problem.”
“No.” Patrick shook his head, determined. “Repeat with me, Maja. Everything is perfectly fine.”
“We really have a problem.” Maja bit on her lower lip, actually a bit scared by Patrick’s glare. - Set one month after the epilogue of Vampire hunting is the world's oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional).
Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11 || Chapter 12 || Chapter 13 || Chapter 14 || Chapter 15 || Chapter 16 || Chapter 17 || Chapter 18 || Chapter 19 || Chapter 20
Timeline, characters ages and info - Right now it's updated to the last chapter of the sequel, I slept with someone in the Wentz clan (And all I got was this hugeass mess about demons and weird spirits), which means it'll contains spoilers if you haven't read the story yet.
Maps of the Wentz Manor - There's no real scale, but they might be useful to follow the story.
Picspams - There's additional information about the characters but also spoilers for the last chapter.
- Bad guys
- Humans and ghosts
Vampire Hunting & I Slept With (sequel) - Prequels:
We might have said goodbye just a little soon (We're throwing stones at a glass moon) - [ Pete Wentz/Mikey Way, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, NC-17, slash, 24,000 words ] - “When he looked in that direction, Pete saw a big wolf drinking from the lake, his blond fur shining in the moonlight. He reached for the knife he kept in his pocket, but the animal looked up and saw him. A second later Pete stood and the wolf growled loudly.” - Set before and during both Vampire hunting is the world’s oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional) and I slept with someone in the Wentz clan (And all I got was this hugeass mess about demons and weird spirits).
Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3
Sleeping with giants (Happily ever after, below the waist) - [ Mikey Way/William Beckett, slight Tom Conrad/William Beckett, NC-17, slash, 5,000 words ] - “The first time William saw Mikey Way, he was fifteen. And he couldn’t stop staring.” - Set before and during Vampire hunting is the world's oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional).
If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep (Find your own way back home) - [ Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, NC-17/R, slash, 9,900 words ] - “The first memory Ryan had of his mother was Christmas when he’d been five years old. […] His father…his father was an entirely different story.” - Set before Vampire hunting is the world's oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional).
Close your eyes, don't let me let you go (Let's not think about tomorrow) - [ Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, NC-17, slash, 7,000 words ] - “Spencer hated his life. He was a teenager and hated his life. He never thought he could hate it more than he already did.” - Set before Vampire hunting is the world's oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional).
Other bandom/bandslash multichapter stories:
You're one big sugar rush (I've always dreamt that I'd be your favorite) - [ Upper East Siders AU, Gabe/William, Butcher/Sisky, Ryland/Vicky-T, Alex/Nate vs Alex/Tom, NC-17, slash, 80,000 words ] - “Can I offer you a coffee, then?” Gabe tried once again, not too hopeful, but to his surprise, the singer didn’t flip him off.
“Why?” William asked, genuinely curious about all that interest.
“Because,” Gabe just said, shrugging a little, but at the boy’s stubborn look, he gave in and smiled. “I like your voice.” - Gabe Saporta is a rich 26 years old computer nerd who lives in the Upper East Side. William Beckett is a broke 22 years old musician who works as a bartender and lives with his best friend in Brooklyn. When they meet in the subway where William is playing their worlds collide in more ways than one.
Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11 || Chapter 12 || Chapter 13 || Chapter 14
Good boys go bad (I’m not one for love songs) - [ Assassin AU, Alex Suarez/Nate Novarro, NC-17, slash, 12,400 words ] - "I don’t like you and I’ll do whatever is in my power to get you kicked out of this team,” Alex retorted, glaring at him from the armchair, then took a sip from his beer. “That’s all you need to know about me." - This is a prequel to Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)
Part 1 || Part 2
Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run) - [ Assassin AU, Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, Alex Suarez/Nate Novarro, minor Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, minor Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, others, NC-17, slash, 70,000 words ] - "The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs."
Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11 || Chapter 12
The pros and cons of saving Pete Wentz (Hey kid, you’ll never live this down) - [ High School AU, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, Tom Conrad/William Beckett, Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, mention of others, NC-17, slash, 50,000 words ] - “Pete Wentz wasn’t a nice guy. Everybody knew it. He was an arrogant, rich, spoiled, bragging, often obnoxious bully who spent his time with a bunch of adoring ass kissers he called friends. Exactly the kind of person Patrick didn’t want to have around under any circumstance.” - Still, when Pete gets in a car accident and Patrick saves him from burning alive, things start to get a little more complicated.
Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8
Let’s imagine the end before we even begin (We had it all in front of us) - [ Wizard AU, Jon Walker/Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie/Shane Valdez, PG-13, slash, 19,000 words ] - Brendon isn’t the kind of guy who lets things go easily, Jon knows it well. He’s lived with the boy for the past ten years, first at the Academy and then in Chicago, where they share a magic shop and an apartment. Still, it’s a bit disturbing how obsessed Brendon has become with this.” - Brendon cheats and uses his powers to get Ryan’s attention, but things don’t go the way he planned.
Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3
Other bandom/bandslash standalone stories:
Strangers in the night - [ 1930s AU, Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, R, slash, 3,000 words ] - "My name is Saporta, Gabriel Saporta, but everyone calls me Gabe,” he introduced himself with a careful smile. “I’m a painter.” “Fascinating, Mr. Saporta,” William conceded with a slightly worried look. “What is it that you want to talk about?” “I was wondering if you’d consider accepting to be my model."
Come undone - [ Jon Walker/Ryan Ross, past Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, PG-13, slash, 560 words ] - “It takes Jon just a moment to understand that Ryan heard his conversation and sits down next to him, still holding the phone.”
yourxnancyxboy - [ Patrick Stump/ ? , PG-13, slash, 800 words ] - “Who’s yourxnancyxboy? Your secret girlfriend?” Pete asks with a smirk as he glances at the screen from behind Patrick’s shoulder.
Backstage - [ Gabe Saporta/ ? , PG-13, slash, 300 words ] - "Okay, Pete asked him to come along and Gabe would never turn him down, they’re friends, brothers. But. The backstage of the EMAs? That’s where Gabe isn’t supposed to be, he’s not even sure how he ended up there."
It was only a kiss (How did it end up like this?) - [ Brandon Flowers/Ryan Ross, PG-13, slash, 500 words ] - “The room around him is dark, empty, but the bed is messy and the air is thick with the scent of sex, of them.”
Ink your silence - [ Frank Iero/Ryan Ross, PG-13, slash, 600 words ] - “The thing is, Ryan does have a not-so-secret soft spot for tattoos.”
How essential is the title in smut fics? Discuss. - [ Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, NC-17, slash, 1,600 words ] - “Gabe considers himself a lucky guy; he’s got a band, his music, good friends. He’s seen half the world, amazing people and beautiful places. Still, he has yet to find something able to match what his eyes are seeing right now.” - Written for this prompt at the “Boys and their toys” Bandom Writing Meme hosted by, uh, me.
He was just hanging around, then he fell in love (And he didn't know how) - [Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, PG-13, slash, 1,800 (200 x 9) words ] - “And Jon repeats those words over and over again in his head. Balance is everything.”
10 kisses or Why Pete Wentz shouldn’t be left anywhere near MySpace, LiveJournal and every other kind of blogging website - [ Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, mentions of Pete Wentz/pretty much everyone, R, slash, 9,100 words ] - “A kissing contest. […] Well, not a real contest, it’s more of a…kissing plan to improve your confidence.”
As the winter days unfold, hearts grow warmer with the cold - [ Alex Suarez/Nate Novarro, NC-17, slash, 10,800 words ] - “Alex doesn’t talk about it, it’s his first rule. Well, second, if you count the ‘don’t touch Vicky’s boobs’ rule. So, when the band vacation issue comes out, he’s pretty cool about it.”
But the bottles are hollow now (And there's a room at the bottom) - [ Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, R, slash, 800 words ] - “He opens his eyes and he realizes two things. First, Jon Walker is lying in his bed. Second, they’re both naked.”
You need a shot to remember (A kiss and I will surrender) - [ Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, PG-13, slash, 2,100 words ] - “If he’s Brent’s replacement, maybe one day he’ll get a phone call from Spencer too.”
You're just the boy all the boys want to dance with (And I'm just the boy who's had too many chances) - [ Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, R, slash, 3,000 words ] - "I'm dating Patrick Stump."
Your fingertips are moving faster than my lips - [ Jon Walker/Spencer Smith, PG-13, slash, 890 words ] - "Spencer has never been one for physical contact, so it kind of surprises him when he realizes he likes the way Jon touches him."
Unsaid - [ Spencer Smith/Ryan Ross, PG-13, slash, 400 words ] - “Ryan would never admit it, but he is the kind of person that cries for sad movies, Spencer knows it well.”
Skinny elbows - [ Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, NC-17, slash, 1,570 words ] - “Fine, but I’d rather have you kicking me, you know? […] Your freakishly skinny elbows hurt like hell.” -- Italian version: here.
So deep in the closet - [ Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, NC-17, slash, 3,700 words ] - “Somehow, William was his soulmate, and Gabe had stopped asking himself how that was possible.”
Whispers - [ Gabe Saporta/Ryan Ross, R, slash, 1,400 words ] - “Gabe is Gabe, he’s unique, eccentric, bouncy, crazy and shameless. Especially shameless. And Ryan’s learned to accept and even like all those things.” -- Italian version: here.
I've got my love to keep me warm - [ Gabe Saporta/William Beckett, PG, slash, 100 words, drabble ] - "Gabe doesn't like winter. And he doesn't like Chicago."
There's a good reason I let you win this bet, honey, you just haven't thought of it yet. - [ Brendon Urie/Ryan Ross, R, slash, 2,100 words ] - “He can manage to resist a week without banging his cute, skinny, downright fuckable boyfriend. He can. He just needs a plan." -- Written for lemmina's birthday.
Italian bandom/bandslash stories (outside the p0rnfest):
Pancakes - [ Alex Suarez/Nate Novarro, NC-17, slash, 500 words ] - “Nate, porca puttana, ho sonno,” mugugna Alex quando il ragazzo gli si sdraia addosso e inizia a picchiettargli insistentemente sulla spalla con un dito. “Sei volgare quando ti svegli,” osserva Nate con una smorfia infastidita, ma non si sposta nemmeno di un millimetro.
Occhioni blu - [ Matt Bellamy/Brian Molko, PG-13, slash, 700 words ] - Ci sono tre categorie di persone che Brian proprio non riesce a sopportare: gli ipocriti, gli omofobi e i Bellamy.
Perfect boys with their perfect lives (Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy) - [ Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, PG-13, slash, 600 words ] - "Una sola cosa in tutta la sua esistenza è stata facile, lampante: innamorarsi di Patrick."
The ones below are actually links to the second part of this masterlist. I didn't want to make it too long. It's mostly very old stuff, but it might happen that I write something about one of these fandoms.
( RPS Football ) - ( RPS Football - Italian )
( Italian p0rnfest masterlist ) - ( P0rnfest translated stories )
( RPS Supernatural, Supernatural, House MD and other fandoms )
I'll keep this updated, promise. JM