Titolo:‘Pancakes’
Autore: jen_jm
Pairing: Alex/Nate
Rating: R/NC-17
Parole: 500 circa
Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Note: scritta come regalino di anniversario per faechan.
Summary: ‘“Nate, porca puttana, ho sonno,” mugugna Alex quando il ragazzo gli si sdraia addosso e inizia a picchiettargli insistentemente sulla spalla con un dito.
“Sei volgare quando ti svegli,” osserva Nate con una smorfia infastidita, ma non si sposta nemmeno di un millimetro.’

( Pointless smut da questa parte )

Title: ‘Occhioni blu’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Matt Bellamy/Brian Molko (Muse/Placebo)
Rating: PG-13, credo
Word count: circa 700
Warnings: flashfic, AU
Disclaimer: Non li possiedo su nessun piano esistenziale anche se Brian lo vorrei in modi impuri e indegni.
Author’s Notes: non è colpa mia, ve lo assicuro. La dedico a faechan e lisachanoando, che sono le vere responsabili. Grazie di avermi corrotto. <3
Summary: Ci sono tre categorie di persone che Brian proprio non riesce a sopportare: gli ipocriti, gli omofobi e i Bellamy.

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( Da questa parte, grazie )

Titolo: ‘Perfect boys with their perfect lives (Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy)’
Autore: jen_jm
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-13
Parola: 600 di fluff puro
Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Note: titolo liberamente fregato a “Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes” dei Fall Out Boy.
Summary: “Una sola cosa in tutta la sua esistenza è stata facile, lampante: innamorarsi di Patrick.”

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( Fluff da questa parte, prego )

Title: ‘Ti odio’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Mike Carden/Tom Conrad
Rating: R/NC-17
Category: Slash
Word count: 1,000 circa
Warnings: pr0n, angst
Disclaimer: Mike e Tom appartengono a se stessi, non a me. Ciò è decisamente un bene per loro.
Author’s Notes: Scritta per il p0rn fest @ fanfic_italia con il prompt “RPF The Academy Is..., Mike/Tom, “Ti odio” “
Summary: “Non appena i loro sguardi si incrociano, però, è come se l’intera stanza fosse invasa da un’improvvisa ventata gelida.”

( Mike/Tom angsty pr0n da questa parte, pliiis )

Title: ‘Non importa’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R/NC-17
Category: Slash
Word count: 500 circa
Warnings: pr0n
Disclaimer: se Arthur e Merlin fossero miei farebbero cose molto poco appropriate… diciamo solo che Uther li farebbe molto probabilmente giustiziare.
Author’s Notes: Scritta per il p0rn fest @ fanfic_italia con il prompt “Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, neve”
Summary: “Hai fatto nevicare per me.”

( Arthur/Merlin (veri sciort) pr0n qui dietro )

Title: ‘Hai una bella bocca’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: House/Chase
Rating: R/NC-17
Category: Slash
Word count: 1,100
Warnings: pr0n
Disclaimer: House e Chase appartengono ad altra gente, non a me. E forse è un bene.
Author’s Notes: Scritta per il p0rn fest @ fanfic_italia con il prompt “House MD, Chase/House, hai una bella bocca”
Summary: “Hai una bella bocca,” dichiara House dopo qualche secondo di silenzio. “Peccato che tu la riempia di idiozie.”

( House/Chase pr0n da questa parte )

Title:‘Solo un malinteso... giusto?’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R/NC-17
Category: Slash
Word count: 4,000
Warnings: pr0n
Disclaimer: se Arthur e Merlin fossero miei farebbero cose molto poco appropriate… diciamo solo che Uther li farebbe molto probabilmente giustiziare. O forse no, come mi è stato suggerito.
Author’s Notes: Scritta per il p0rn fest @ fanfic_italia con il prompt “Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, malinteso”.
Summary: “La prima volta che Morgana lo sorprende addormentato sul letto di Arthur, tutto ciò che Merlin riesce a fare è arrossire fino alla punta dei capelli.”

( Moar Arthur/Merlin dietro il cut. )

Title:‘Non penso sia una buona idea’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R/NC-17
Category: Slash
Word count: 2,200
Warnings: pr0n
Disclaimer: se Arthur e Merlin fossero miei farebbero cose molto poco appropriate… diciamo solo che Uther li farebbe molto probabilmente giustiziare.
Author’s Notes: Scritta per il p0rn fest @ fanfic_italia con il prompt “Merlin, Arthur/Merlin, liquore”.
Summary: “Ti ordino di sederti sulla dannata sedia e di bere il dannato liquore con il tuo meraviglioso principe.”
Merlin scoppia a ridere a quelle parole, ma cerca di fermarsi quando Arthur gli indirizza uno sguardo offeso. “Le mie scuse, Maestà”

( Arthur/Merlin pr0n da questa parte )

Well, well...a few updates on my life. Happy? LOL

First of all, tomorrow I've got my Geography exam. I've been studying like crazy for over a month, but I'm still freaking out. The only thing that has been able to calm me down a bit is listening to the acoustic version of Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy? for like, 15 times in a row. Patrick's voice really helps me. But every time I manage to calm down, someone comes up with something like "How are you feeling? Are you nervous?" and stuff. 
Well, here's a shocker...that gets me nervous. 
So, if you wanna wish me good luck, I'll love you lots, if you ask me how I'm doing, I'll chew your head off. I know, I'm a nevrotic freak, and no, don't tell me it's normal, because that's not gonna make me feel better, okay? 

Second thing, let's talk about something that gets me less cranky and emo. LOL 
I want to announce that, after consulting my lovely wife, I decided that two very hot awesome musicians are gonna guest star in the Vampire Hunting sequel. I'm talking about Matt Bellamy from Muse and Brian Molko from Placebo. They're not gonna be seen for long, but they'll be quite significant for the plot and for the ending. I promise I'll do my best to handle them well. If I don't, Muse and Placebo fans can eat my hands. LOL

Third thing, and this is for the Italian part of my f-list, I translated and posted a couple of my stories. I'll post them here too, but for now you can find them here.

Forth thing. There's no forth thing. LOL But I like number 4. LOL Okay, I'll shut up now. 
Edit: There is a forth thing, after all. LOL
Yesterday it was the journal's...uh, "birthday"! OMG, it's been two years since I opened this Journal. Awww. *loves her LJ* 
You know, I never realized how proud I am of my LJ. I mean, it's been with me through bad and good times, and the entries are there to prove it. I thought about cancelling them, but I don't want to. It might sound silly, but they are part of my past, and it doesn't matter if they are good or bad , or if I don't feel like that anymore. I have to keep them with me, they help me a lot, and they remind me who I am. And I'm not gonna run from what I went through, I'm not that kind of girl anymore. I closed on the past, but I treasure it because it helps me grow.
So yeah, happy birthday my little LJ. *hugs the LJ*

Fifth thing...yeah, there's also a fifth thing now. LOL 
OMGOMGOMG Ashlee's pregnant! That's so crazy and so so cute and awesome and AWW. And she changed her last name into Simpson-Wentz, which I find very very cute, for some reason. I like that girl, I'm happy Pete's with her, as long as he's happy too. <3

See you soon, hopefully with good news on the exam and maybe with a new fanfic. 
JM
 

 Okay, this is another Italian post, but I promise I'll post the English versions soon. *nods*

 Again, this post is in Italian 'cause I wrote the story for an Italian community. However, I'm already working on the translation.

So, this post is gonna be in Italian, 'cause I wrote this story for an Italian community. There's gonna be the English version soon.