One last thing, before I go.
Dear Pete Wentz,
first of all, congratulations for giving the world another little Wentz, it's always a good thing from my point of view.
Second thing, what the hell? No, serisouly, I want to know. Because I love you and your brain and the way you generally exist, but this... no. Just
no. The poor kid will have to go to
high school one day, d'you realize that? How is he going to survive with that name? But hey, you and Ashlee are such a cute couple and I still love you two enough to forgive you this time.
Only, next child, let Patrick pick the name, please.
With love,
Jen
PS: I'm secretly starting to like Bronx. Second name not so much. LOL