Title: ‘Vampire hunting is the world’s oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional)’ [9/24]
Author: JenJM (me)
Author: JenJM (me)
Pairing: Gabe/William, Mikey/William, Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Ryan, Jon/Spencer and many a few others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Characters: Gabe Saporta, William Beckett, Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Mikey Way, others. Pretty much everyone from Cobras, Academy, FOB and MCR. Plus Maja Ivarsson of The Sounds, and I can tell you Green Day will appear somewhere along the way.
Word count: 96,000 total words
Warnings: language, blood, violence, killings, all the stuff you can find in a story where people kill vampires and vice versa. But this vampires have sense of humor.
Warnings: language, blood, violence, killings, all the stuff you can find in a story where people kill vampires and vice versa. But this vampires have sense of humor.
Disclaimer: Gabe and William aren’t mine ç_ç they belong to each other themselves. Actually no one in here belongs to me, and it’s so sad.
I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: Pete being a vampire and hunting others vampires is kinda taken from FOB’s video for “Sixteen candles”, all the other stuff is a product of my twisted mind.
Title from Cobra Starship’s “Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession (And I, dear Madame, am a professional)”.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
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nejemSummary: “In his late years, Gabe Saporta had come to consider himself a peaceful, harmless, even funny vampire. He rarely killed anyone, when he fed he always left his victims where they could be easily found and rescued, and sure thing he never wanted to be part of any clan ever again.” But his plans are ruined when he gets caught by a vampire hunters clan led by Pete Wentz, and things take an interesting path when William Beckett, a young hunter, becomes his jailer. Meanwhile Ryan Ross gets kidnapped by someone they didn’t expect to see again, and the clan has to find him before it’s too late.
Crossposted. Like, a lot.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Crossposted. Like, a lot.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
“My head’s gonna implode.” William whined as he sat on the bed in Maja’s room.
“What happened?”
“I kissed Gabe.” William let himself fall down with his back against the soft surface. “Well, actually he kissed me, I kissed him back, and I kinda enjoyed it a whole damn lot.”
“And what happened after that?” Maja sat next to him, her eyes focused on the boy’s face.
“I…” William sighed and sat up slowly, taking his head in his hands. “I yelled at him.” Maja’s eyebrows shot up and William sighed again. “I told him he had no right to treat me like shit, and then think a few nice words can set things right.”
“Did you mean it?”
“No. Not a single word.” William admitted, a faint smile on his lips. “And I just wanna go back there and take everything back.”
“You’re really into him, uh?” Maja smiled warmly and put her hand on William’s shoulder.
William nodded slowly and Maja’s fingers moved to the back of his neck, massaging slowly. “I don’t know what to do.”
“Just talk to him again.” She continued her soothing movements, trying to relax her friend. “He cares about you. More than Mikey for sure.”
“I know.” William showed a little sad smile and half-closed his eyes.
“Then go for it.” Maja rested her forehead against William’s temple, smiling. “He knows you were pissed at him and didn’t mean those words.”
“And what do I tell Mikey?”
“The truth.” Maja shrugged, feeling William relax under her fingers. “That you found someone who’s hotter than him and who actually gives a damn.”
“Sure, why not?” William laughed at that, genuinely amused by Maja’s light tone. “It might sound weird, but I don’t wanna be an ass to him. He’s…he’s Mikey, and he’s been actually nice lately.”
“Really?” Maja didn’t sound convinced. “You mean he didn’t try to embarrass you to death again? How thoughtful.”
William laughed again and shook his head as Maja joined him. “I’ll figure out what to tell him.”
After a few seconds of silence William’s smile faded and he bit on his lip. “There’s something else I should tell you about Gabe.”
“What, he’s a woman?” Maja’s grin didn’t last long as she saw the worry in William’s eyes.
“He bit me.” William didn’t look at her and felt her hand freeze. “When we were trapped in that cell.”
“What!?”
“I let him feed on me.” William explained, not looking at her but sensing her shock. He knew Mike hadn’t told her about the bite, and this was only the confirmation.
“Why did you do something like that!?” Maja asked with a slightly angry tone, causing William to turn.
“I was trapped with him, and he was starving.” William shrugged, not really surprised by her reaction. “I didn’t want to let him die.” When she didn’t day anything, he went on. “Mike found out and he tried to convince Gabe to stay away from me.”
“It was Mike?” Maja sounded even more surprised about the thing.
“He thinks Gabe attacked me or something.” William kept looking at her, scared she might change her mind about Gabe. “I did it to help him, he didn’t even want to, at first.”
“He could have killed you.” Maja looked at him in the eye, her gaze scolding and worried at the same time.
“But he didn’t.” William shook his head, standing. “And I’d do it again if could go back.”
There were a few seconds of silence, then surprisingly Maja smiled and stood as well, wrapping her arm around Bill’s waist. “Oh man, you’re really really gone for this guy, aren’t you?”
“I guess I am.” William grinned and rested his cheek on the girl’s head, relieved she was still on his side.
~~
“I need you to turn me.”
Pete turned quickly, not sure he’d heard right. From the determined look on Brendon’s face yeah, he’d heard perfectly.
“Forget it.” Pete shook his head, his tone not leaving space for argument.
“Do it, or I’ll find someone else who’ll be more than willing to do that.” Brendon replied with the same resolve in his voice.
“I did this mistake once, I’m not doing it again.” Pete’s angry frown was meant to send a clear message to the young hunter, but Brendon didn’t seem to care.
“It’s easy to talk for you.” Brendon shook his head, unbelieving. “You’ll spend your whole endless life with Patrick.”
“That’s not the point.”
“That’s exactly the point!” Brendon almost yelled, surprising Pete. “I just wanna be with him, I don’t care if I have to give up my soul or my life or anything else. I just wanna be with him.”
“Brendon…” Pete hesitated, knowing he had to tell the guys about his experiments sooner or later. The only ones who knew were Patrick, William, Mike and Maja. “There’s something that I should tell you. I’ve kept it secret to most of you guys, but I guess it’s time you know.”
“What are you talking about?” Brendon’s rage seemed to cool down a bit and his frown turned to confusion.
“Patrick, Bill, Mike and Maja have been helping me with some…experiments.” Pete sighed, sitting on the couch in his studio. “We might be close to finding a way to reverse the transformation.”
“You mean…” Brendon paused, trying to process Pete’s words. “You can turn him back to human?”
“Maybe.” Pete sighed, his gaze locked with Brendon’s hopeful one.
“Why you never told us anything?”
“’Cause I didn’t want to give you false hopes. I still don’t.” Pete shook his head, seeing the doubt in Brendon’s eyes. “But the newbies that were following Brent were looking for a book. And apparently in that book there’s what we’re looking for.”
“And in the meanwhile? I’ll probably be long dead before we find that book.” Brendon frowned, not convinced by Pete’s reassurances.
“You don’t know that.” Pete saw the rage come back in Brendon’s gaze and raised an hand to stop him. “Fine. Give me two years. If we don’t find the book in two years, I’ll turn you.”
“Two years?” Brendon seemed to think about it, biting on his lip.
“You have my word.” Pete nodded slowly and Brendon looked at him in the eye again.
“Deal. But not a day longer.”
~~
A day later
“Gabe.” William bit on his lip, suddenly nervous about the whole speech he’d tried to prepare. The vampire didn’t look at him and just kept reading his book. “I talked to Mikey, I…we’re over.”
“Good for you.” Gabe turned the page and William sighed, reaching the bed.
“Oh, c’mon, don’t be such a stubborn ass.” Gabe ignored him and William took the book, closing it. “I’m sorry, okay? I’m fuckin’ sorry, but I can’t believe you really expected me to run into your arms after the way you treated me.”
“Whatever.” Gabe took back the book and opened it again.
“You’re kidding me, right?” William’s eye widened in shock. “You have no right to be mad at me, I’m the one who should be mad.”
“Sure.” Gabe nodded without looking up and William growled, furious.
“I’m not falling for it again. I don’t care what you say, I’m not moving from here.” William sat on the bed in front of Gabe and crossed his arms.
“Make yourself comfortable.” Gabe shrugged and turned another page, causing William to sigh in exasperation.
“Gabe, c’mon…” It came out as a whine and William started to stand, almost blushing at his own tone.
Gabe looked up with a little teasing smile and grabbed William’s wrist just in time to stop him and make him sit down again. He let the book fall on the ground with his other hand and finally focused his attention on William.
“I was just fucking around with you a little bit.” Gabe informed, seeing William’s eyes widen. “Sorry.”
“Sorry my ass.” William muttered, pouting slightly. “Jerk.”
Gabe laughed and moved closer to the boy, one arm circling William’s waist. His smile faded slowly and he rested his chin on William’s shoulder.
“You sure you’re doing the right thing?” Gabe asked, feeling William relax at his touch.
“I don’t know.” William admitted, showing a little smile. “But it feels right.”
“It does.” Gabe placed a kiss on the side of the boy’s neck, smiling. “Let’s just hope he’s not gonna sneak in and try to kill one of us while we sleep.”
“Don’t worry, he took it fairly well.” William closed his eyes and tilted his head to the side, a smirk stretching his lips.
Gabe was about to reply but someone knocked quickly on the door, causing them to jump a little. The visitor didn’t wait for an answer and entered, stopping immediately on the doorstep when he saw them.
“Oh.” Ryland fought back a grin, biting on his tongue. “Did I interrupt something?”
“Would you care?” Gabe asked with a chuckle as he slowly let go of William.
“Probably not.” Ryland raised an eyebrow and turned to leave. “Pete wants everybody down in the library.”
The door closed and William stood slowly, tuning to look at Gabe. Without a word he leaned down, brushing his lips against the vampire’s cold ones.
“No more fucking around?” William asked, locking his gaze with Gabe’s.
“No more fucking around.” Gabe smiled and pulled he boy in a quick kiss, standing as well.
“Let’s go see what the boss wants.”
~~
“So this book could be the solution?” Maja sounded skeptical and William moved his eyes between Pete and Gerard.
“Here’s the sample, see for yourself.” Gerard shrugged and put a piece of paper on the table. Maja took it and narrowed her eyes, examining it.
“Where did you get this?” The witch looked up sharply, suspicious.
“A friend of mine found it.” Gerard sat down again between Mikey and Frank, his tone light. “He’s been looking for this book for a while.”
“Who’s this friend?” Pete leaned against the side of the fireplace, watching Gerard intently.
“You’ll find out pretty soon, I asked him to come here.” Gerard simply answered, holding Pete’s gaze.
“How do we know we can trust you?” Andy narrowed his eyes at the older Way.
“You don’t.” Gerard shrugged and relaxed back against the couch. “But it’s not like you have much choice.”
“When’s your friend gonna be here?” Pete ignored the exchange between the werewolf and the vampire, and kept his eyes focused on Gerard’s face.
“A couple of days, I guess. Even less.” Mikey replied instead of his brother. “They have a job to finish.”
“A job?” Patrick asked with a frown, not sure he wanted to know the answer.
“A nest in San Diego.” Frank grinned, standing and walking to the window. “They’re hunters.”
Pete’s eyebrows shot up for both the information and the fact that Frank was actually joining the conversation.
“Why would they help us finding the book?”
“Well, they wanted to destroy it.” Frank shrugged, leaning against the cold glass of the window. “But since their boss has been turned, they’re kinda interested in what’s inside.” His gaze turned to Maja and his grin widened. “And you have a powerful someone who can actually do something with what’s written in that book.”
“They’re gonna help us with the war as well?” William looked at Gerard, keeping his face neutral.
“That’s up to them.” Gerard smirked and studied William for a couple of seconds. “But they’re good guys. Your kind of good guys, so they’ll probably help.”
“What do we do in the meantime?” Gabe shook his head, perplexed. “We just sit in here waiting for someone else to do the first move?”
“Unless you wanna go out and face three clans on your own, I suggest that yeah, you just sit in here and enjoy your new boyfriend.” Frank replied from the window, a smug grin stretching his lips.
Gabe felt William tense slightly beside him and just glared at Frank. “I’ll do that, thanks.”
Pete looked between them, then at William with a slight frown. Deciding it wasn’t the time for questions he just shook his head and focused back. William relaxed a bit when he realized his boss wasn’t going to question him right there and then, but when he saw Mike’s gaze fixed on Gabe, he felt the urge to punch his friend.
“Well, since we can do nothing more than wait, maybe it’s better to go back to the training.” Ryland proposed, standing from his seat at the table.
“Why not?” Chizz stood as well, eyeing the other hunter with a grin. “I owe you a second chance to get your ass kicked.”
“Those two are so having sex before the week ends.” Gabe whispered in William’s ear, making him laugh and causing the group to look at them.
~~
“A soap opera.”
Spencer raised his gaze from the book slowly, his eyebrows arching at Jon’s words.
“What?” He asked finally, after several seconds of hesitation.
“I should write a soap opera.” Jon nodded, convinced of his own words in a way that seriously worried Spencer.
“Are you on drugs?” Spencer didn’t take his eyes off the boy that was sitting across from him at the table.
Jon laughed and shook his head, amused by the confusion on Spencer’s face. “C’mon, with all that’s happening here, it’s good stuff for a TV show.”
Spencer looked at him for a few seconds, their gazes locked together in complete silence.
“Jon.” The other hunter just arched an eyebrow, a smirk still on his lips as he waited for his boyfriend to talk. “Go back to work.”
“But it’s a good idea!” Jon snorted and looked back at the book in front of him, his smile gone. After a few seconds he looked up again.
“No.” Spencer said before Jon could say anything. “A comic book isn’t a good idea either.”
“How the hell did you…” Jon looked halfway between surprised and outraged.
“I know how your brain works.” Spencer grinned at the expression on the other hunter’s face, enjoying the fact that for once he’d managed to surprise him. “Sometimes I even like how your brain works.”
“Oh, really?” Jon mirrored the grin at those words, standing slowly. “What am I thinking right now?”
Spencer didn’t reply but addressed him a wary look, eyeing the door of the library. It was closed but not locked and anyone could have stepped in any moment. Jon seemed to ignore that fact as he walked around the table and stopped right behind his boyfriend, slowly leaning down until his lips touched Spencer’s ear.
“So?”
“Jon, someone might come in, they --” Spencer’s sentence died in his throat as Jon nibbled at his lobe, pulling it gently.
“Uh-uh, wrong answer.” Jon whispered, his lips moving on Spencer’s neck, leaving soft kisses. “I was thinking about how hot you’d look…” Spencer closed his eyes as he felt Jon’s hands move down from his shoulder to his chest, quickly reaching his belt. “…if I went down on my knees right now and blew you from under the table.”
“Holy shit, Jon.” Spencer whispered, his hands gripping Jon’s hands and stopping them. “We can’t…not here.”
“Everyone’s in the training room.” Jon grinned on Spencer’s pale skin, feeling his boyfriend already half hard under his hand.
“Jon…” It sounded as a warning, an unsteady and weak one.
Jon ignored it and went down, crawling under the table and reappearing between Spencer’s slightly parted knees. His hands moved to Spencer’s legs, spreading them wider, then trailed up to the belt buckle he’d been fighting with before. Without effort he opened it, quickly followed by the zip of Spencer’s pants.
“What if someone comes in?” Spencer asked, a little breathless as Jon’s hand cupped him through the underwear.
“One day they’ll have quite something to tell their grandchildren.” Jon grinned and freed Spencer’s erection, stroking it slowly a couple of times and causing Spencer to let out a low moan.
Without bothering to move away the pants and the underwear, he took Spencer in his mouth, careful not to hit the table as he started to bob his head. Spencer let out another moan, biting on his lower lip to keep as quiet as possible. When Jon hollowed his cheeks and sucked him deeper Spencer gave up being silent and cursed, his hips bucking up. Jon fought the gag reflex and brought his hands to keep Spencer’s hips down.
“Holy…fuck, Jon…” Jon hummed softly as his tongue quickened the movements on the underside of Spencer’s cock, causing him to moan again. “Shit, if…oh God, just…fuck!”
Jon pulled off and grinned up at Spencer, licking his lips and tasting Spencer’s pre-come. He took a couple of seconds to contemplate how deliciously debauched his boyfriend looked in that moment, then commented. “Very articulate.”
Spencer was about to say something, but Jon tongued the head of his cock and all the smart retorts Spencer had in mind flew out of the window along with his self control. Jon took him back in his mouth and went down, taking him as far as he could and deepthroating him.
“Fuck, Jon…when…when did you get this good?” Spencer asked between pants, doing his best not to buck up in Jon’s mouth. Jon tried to grin around his mouthful of Spencer and hummed again, causing Spencer to throw his head back and moan loudly, totally forgetting they were supposed to be quiet. “Jon…fuck, your…I’m gonna…”
Jon withdrew slightly but didn’t pull off. He sucked on the head as his hand left Spencer’s hips and started to stroke at the base. Jon grinned as he felt Spencer trembling under his hands and just sucked harder, not resisting when Spencer bucked up in his mouth and came with Jon’s name on his lips, followed by a stream of curses.
Once he’d swallowed all, Jon pulled off and tucked Spencer back in his boxers and pants, before looking up with a mischievous grin. Still panting Spencer grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up in his lap, both of them careful with the stitches.
“I fuckin’ love how your brain works.” Spencer muttered on Jon’s lips before kissing him roughly, tasting himself on his tongue.
~~
“What’s going on between you and Saporta?” Mike was apparently waiting for William and that didn’t exactly surprise the boy.
“That’s not any of your business.” William tried to stay calm, but the rage of the previous days came back and he fixed his gaze in Mike’s suspicious one. “Why the hell did you do that?”
“What are talking about?”
“I’m talking about dead man’s blood and blessed knives. What the hell were you thinking?” William pointed a finger at his friend’s chest, his tone accusing.
“He got what he deserved, nothing more.” Mike held William’s gaze and that just made William angrier.
“You fuckin’ tortured him! He did nothing!” William turned and reached his door, trying to keep his mind lucid. Mike reached him quickly, his face now mirroring his friend’s anger.
“Really? What about that bite?”
“I let him do it.” William admitted, shaking his head.
“So it’s just that?” Mike shrugged, unbelieving. “You let him feed on you ‘cause he was hungry?”
“No.” William looked at him in the eye, determined. “I let him feed ‘cause I didn’t want him to die.”
“That’s fucked up, Bill. That son of a bitch is dangerous.”
“What the hell did you tell him?” William ignored Mike’s words, fisting his shirt.
“The truth. If he touches you again, I’ll kill him.” Mike put his hands around William’s wrists and tried to get free from his grip.
“I can’t believe you did it.” William shook his head, unbelieving. “You…you didn’t even bother to ask if I was okay with him touching me, did you?”
“What?” Mike’s eyes widened at that.
“Next time you wanna do something for me, just shut your fuckin’ mouth.” William let him go and shoved him backwards, turning and heading for the door without waiting for a reply.
“He was trying to protect you.” Gabe simply said once William had closed the door. He was about to add something else but William’s glare stopped him.
“Maybe he could try and talk to me, instead.” William sat on the bed and didn’t move away as Gabe’s hands found their way to his shoulders.
“You’re tense, you need to rest.” Gabe whispered, kissing the side of William’s neck and moving up to his jaw slowly.
“I know.” William sighed, relaxing in Gabe’s touch and not resisting when the vampire made him lie down.
“Sleep.” Gabe whispered on his lips, one of his hands moving the hair away from William’s forehead in a gentle move.
“You’re not gonna molest me, right?” William’s grin turned into a soft smile as his fingers played with Gabe’s hoodie. “D’you have anywhere to be?”
Gabe got what William was trying to ask and surprisingly it didn’t bother him. At all. He shook his head and mirrored the smile as he lied down as well. William circled his waist with an arm and rested his head on Gabe’s chest, feeling the vampire get warmer.
“I don’t wanna freeze you in your sleep.” Gabe whispered at William’s curious glance.
“Thanks.” William muttered trying to hide his smile, and Gabe entwined their fingers, closing his eyes.
~~
A day later
The doorbell rang a couple of hours after sunset and Pete sighed heavily as he went to answer. His house was starting to feel like a very frequented motel. And not only because of the couples having sex in their rooms or exchanging blowjobs in his library.
However, when he opened the door, he was glad his house had enough room for everyone.
“Billie Joe?”
“In flesh and bone.” The vampire on the doorstep replied, grinning. Two other guys, humans, were standing right behind him, Mike Dirnt and Tré Cool. “’Cause, you know, blood’s kind of a tough subject right now.”
Pete smiled widely at him, shaking his head with laughter. “Get in, guys.”
~~
A/N: Things are getting even more complex, aren’t they? But yeah, there had to be a reason for all the mess Pete caused by killing those newbies.
And finally Green Day joined in. Happy about it? Y/N?
And Gabilliam seems to be here to stay.
What else? Well, let me know what you think and thanks so much again for all your wonderful comments and with your help for the Hugh School AU.
Much much love.<333
JM
ps: who wants a prequel on Spencer and how Joncer started in here? LOL It's been on my desktop for about a week now.
ps: who wants a prequel on Spencer and how Joncer started in here? LOL It's been on my desktop for about a week now.
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