So yeah, I finally decided it was time to make a big big post of doom with all my works so you don't have to find them among my daily crazy stuff. I do have a soul, somewhere deep and dark.

And they're in chronological order, from bottom (older) to top (newer) for every section. I'm that awesome. *insert gigantic ego here*

( Bandslash and bandom )


( RPS [Real Person Slash] )


( Supernatural )


( Numb3rs, Heroes, NCIS and other fandoms. )


I'll keep this updated, promise. JM

Title: ‘Out there is freezing (This time of the year is the worst)’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 800
Warnings: very little angst, a little fluff, flashfic
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, even though I’d love to put my filthy filthy hands on McGee.
Author’s Notes: title from ‘Our love will dry out on Christmas’ by The Electric Diorama. Feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: They said no presents this Christmas, Tony knows it, he remembers the conversation they had about it, he remembers getting in a fight for insisting about it.

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( Flashfic right here, behind the cut )

Title: ‘Broken strings’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee
Rating: PG-13, I guess
Word count: about 360
Warnings: fluff, flashfic, set after 6x02 Agent Afloat
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, even though I’d love to put my filthy filthy hands on McGee.
Author’s Notes: first story about this pairing. Feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: It still makes him hold his breath, even now that it’s over - he can’t believe it’s finally over -, now that Tony is back home.

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( Fluff this way, plz )

So, I just Twitter-ed about it, but I think I need to elaborate this. I'm obviously talking about Gossip Girl, what else? Just one warning, if you haven't seen the series and you plan to, this will contain loads of spoilers. Read at your own risk.

( You know you love her, xo xo (careful with spoilers, they kind of sting) )

Well, I guess it's all for now, I will miss seeing this show, but I guess now I'll have to wait until it comes back.
Until then, xo xo. (you knew this was coming, right?)
JM

Title: ‘Good boys go bad (I’m not one for love songs)’ [2/2]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Alex/Nate
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 12,400 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence, prequel
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cobra Starship’s ‘Good girls go bad’ and ‘The world has its shine (But I would drop it on a dime)’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “I don’t like you and I’ll do whatever is in my power to get you kicked out of this team,” Alex retorted, glaring at him from the armchair, then took a sip from his beer. “That’s all you need to know about me.” - This is a prequel to Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)

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Part 1

( Part two this way )

Title: ‘Good boys go bad (I’m not one for love songs)’ [1/2]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Alex/Nate
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 12,400 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence, prequel
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cobra Starship’s ‘Good girls go bad’ and ‘The world has its shine (But I would drop it on a dime)’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “I don’t like you and I’ll do whatever is in my power to get you kicked out of this team,” Alex retorted, glaring at him from the armchair, then took a sip from his beer. “That’s all you need to know about me.” - This is a prequel to Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)

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( Part one this way )

I have tons of comments to answer to and I swear I'm gonna do it soon, maybe this afternoon if I have time. So if you receive a reply to a month old comment, don't worry, it's just the same, old me. Late as ever. LOL Time is kinda evil lately, I'm preparing a five books exam of linguistic and I'm not exactly at my top, physically speaking, so I'm focusing entirely on that. And in my spare time, which means after dinner, I'm finally watching Gossip Girl. It's my new obsession, I kind of fell in love with it and yesterday I found out Leighton Meester sings with Cobra Starship. As much as I despise Blair Waldorf, I love Leighton, so I'm excited about this. :D

Talking about excited, I have two tickets in my hands right now and I can't wait to see this shows. One is Placebo in July, which made me go crazy to find a hotel to go see them, but it's so damn awesome that I finally get to see them. I'm not uber enthusiastic about the new song, but I guess it just has to grow on me. The other one is Green Day in November, and apparently I'll be there alone, because none of my friends bought it. Boooo, girls, it's THE concert of the year and you miss it, shame on you. *shakes head* I kind of sold a kidney to be able to buy the ticket, but I'm so happy about it. they went completely sold out in, like, three days.

But let's talk about something that's not music. Movies. People, you should all go see the new Star Trek. It's, like, awesome. I've been a Star Trek fan for a while, I'm not really an affectionate fan, but I love it and this new movie totally made me want to go back and watch the original series. So yeah, go see it. Besides, Zachary Quinto is mind-blowing. He's perfect.
And then, I'm seeing My Bloddy Valentine 3D on Monday. 3D Jensen, how cool is that? I can't wait, even if the reviews say the movie sucks. I don't care. One Jensen Ackles is enough to save a whole movie (see DeVour).


Last but not least, for those of you who care, I listened to your comments and I wrote a two parts Alex/Nate prequel for the Assasin!AU. It'll probably be posted tomorrow. Happy? I am. :P

Well, what else? See you soon, folks.
xoxo
JM.
(too much GG, I know LOL but get used to it, I think it's sticking XD)

Title: ‘It was only a kiss (How did it end up like this?)’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Brandon Flowers/Ryan Ross
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 500
Warnings: angst, flashfic
Disclaimer: title from The Killers' ‘Mr. Brightside’. Don’t own, don’t sue. It’s all fiction.
Summary: “The room around him is dark, empty, but the bed is messy and the air is thick with the scent of sex, of them.”

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( Angst this way, folks )

Title: ‘Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)’ [12/12] - Complete
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Alex/Nate, minor Jon/Spencer, minor Pete/Patrick, others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 70,000 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from The Academy Is...’s ‘Almost here’ and We The King’s ‘Check yes Juliet’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs.”

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11

( Chapter 12, last one, this way, yo )

I'd totally want to find out if they really have proof of extraterrestrial life, like the infamous starship wreck in Area51, or even aliens held hostages (I wouldn't put it past them). Or any kind of record of some kind of contact. Because I know there's something out there and I'm really hoping the secret services aren't pissing them off.
Also, I'd totally check out if the moon landing was the real thing or what. I'd search many more things, but a minute is a short time. XD
JM

 

I'm memorizing, like, 70 pages every day. Seriously, I had no idea there was so much room left in my brain. I guess it's good, though, because I still have four more books to study for May and it's not really looking good. The positive thing is that I had to change my opinion about the subject, it's not so boring, once you get past the basics. It also helps me to understand what doesn't work in the way I write, which is useful. The negative side is that I'm not going out. Like, at all. I want to see my friends, I want to hang out with them and have fun, but I'm aware that if I do too much of that, I won't pass the exam. Which would probably lead to my death, not nice.

On a lighter note, I'm watching season 3 of Heroes, tonight there's a new episode of ANTM (which I'll see tomorrow) and tomorrow night Supernatural starts again. I never thought I'd say this, but... I missed watching television. Now I just have to wait for Eureka to continue, but that'll take a couple of months more, I guess.

Now that I think about it, this post has no real use. I just felt like connecting with something, since I can't connect with people lately. Which reminds me I still have to retrieve all the documents for my car accident (yes, I had a car accident, did I forget to mention?) from my friends, so I'll try to call them now.
Well, see you later, folks, have a nice *whatever it is in your country right now*
JM

PS: I almost forgot, Happy Earth day to everyone! <3

Title:‘Ink your silence’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Frank Iero/Ryan Ross
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 600
Warnings: shameless fluff, flashfic
Disclaimer: Don’t own, don’t sue. It’s all fiction.
Summary: “The thing is, Ryan does have a not-so-secret soft spot for tattoos.”

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( This way, behind the cut )

Title: ‘Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)’ [11/12]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Alex/Nate, minor Jon/Spencer, minor Pete/Patrick, others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 70,000 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from The Academy Is...’s ‘Almost here’ and We The King’s ‘Check yes Juliet’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs.”

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10

( Chapter 11 right here )

Title: ‘Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)’ [10/12]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Alex/Nate, minor Jon/Spencer, minor Pete/Patrick, others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 70,000 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from The Academy Is...’s ‘Almost here’ and We The King’s ‘Check yes Juliet’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs.”

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9

( Chapter 10 this way )

I almost bought Fòlie A Deux today. I just stared at it for, like, fifteen minutes at the store and then I didn't take it. I really want to own it but right now I don't feel like wasting the little money I have on a CD I already have on my iPod. For some reason, I was convinced someone was going to buy it for me for my birthday, it was kind of obvious to everyone how bad I want it, but no, apparently no one thought about it, so yeah, I'll just have to wait. I mean, even my mom knows the title by now and when I came home she told me to buy it as a second bday gift, but really, she already got me the Placebo ticket, I don't want her to spend more money.

Anyway, let's not talk about money and all that filthy stuff. Let's talk about Twitter. LOL Isn't it the most addictive site ever? Like, it's a legalized and authorized stalking site. I totally love it. Also, now I know famous people don't have a life either, sometimes. I mean, look at Mikeyway, he's constantly in Twitter. XD But he's nice, he replies to a lot of people, especially if you ask him about movies and comics. Such an adorable nerd. <3 And Frank? That boy is hilarious, too bad half the followers take him too seriously and don't really get his sarcastic replies, they ruin his jokes. Don't even get me started on Pete and Gabe, those two make me laugh so fucking much, I don't even know where to start from. <3
All in all, the guy/gal who invented Twitter should totally feel good for making the webworld a better place.

Now I'm off to... I don't know, writing. Maybe. Who knows.
See you soon, folks. :P
JM

PS: I also saw the complete Led Zeppelin collection with all their records, but it's 180$ or so. Just, is it made of gold? Damn sharks. The music industries guys, not the Zeppelin, jsyk.

Title: ‘Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)’ [9/12]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Alex/Nate, minor Jon/Spencer, minor Pete/Patrick, others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 70,000 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from The Academy Is...’s ‘Almost here’ and We The King’s ‘Check yes Juliet’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs.”

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8

( Chapter 9 this way, yo )

Title: ‘Truck stops and state lines (Run, baby, run)’ [8/12]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Alex/Nate, minor Jon/Spencer, minor Pete/Patrick, others.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 70,000 total words
Warnings: assassin AU, language, violence
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from The Academy Is...’s ‘Almost here’ and We The King’s ‘Check yes Juliet’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “The positive thing about working for Stump, though, was that his organization covered an amount of illicit activities that gave enough work for all Gabe’s team. And provided ideal victims. [...] Not really people Gabe was eager to feel compassionate for. His team lived well with that, too.
The order they received that night, however, turned out to be very different from all their past jobs.”

Crossposted

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7

( Chapter 8 right here )

As you probably didn't know, two days ago I turned 21 - happy birthday to me. :D I didn't get many presents, but those few were amazing, so thanks to whoever took time to buy me something, even just a bad of candy (which I love ).
All this reminded me it's always good to receive a present, so I decided to make a picspam for all of you, Cobralovers. Also, I felt like I needed to remind the world how awesome el mi amor is.

So here it is, people, it's 100 pics divided into three parts:

( 70 things about Gabe Saporta - with pictures / part 1 )

( 70 things about Gabe Saporta - with pictures / part 3 )


Well, I hope you enjoyed it. :D
JM