So yeah, I finally decided it was time to make a big big post of doom with all my works so you don't have to find them among my daily crazy stuff. I do have a soul, somewhere deep and dark.

And they're in chronological order, from bottom (older) to top (newer) for every section. I'm that awesome. *insert gigantic ego here*

( Bandslash and bandom )


( RPS [Real Person Slash] )


( Supernatural )


( Numb3rs, Heroes, NCIS and other fandoms. )


I'll keep this updated, promise. JM

Title:‘You're one big sugar rush (I've always dreamt that I'd be your favorite)’ [4/14]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Butcher/Sisky, Ryland/Vicky-T, Alex/Nate vs Alex/Tom, others minor pairings.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 80,000 total words
Warnings: Upper East Siders AU (it needed a name, didn’t it?), but this is NOT a Gossip Girl AU.
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I doubt Gabe can actually write softwares, anyway. It’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cash Cash’s ‘Sugar Rush’ and Cobra Starship’s ‘The scene is dead - Long live the scene’
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary:“Can I offer you a coffee, then?” Gabe tried once again, not too hopeful, but to his surprise, the singer didn’t flip him off.
“Why?” William asked, genuinely curious about all that interest.
“Because,” Gabe just said, shrugging a little, but at the boy’s stubborn look, he gave in and smiled. “I like your voice.” - Gabe Saporta is a rich 26 years old computer nerd who lives in the Upper East Side. William Beckett is a broke 22 years old musician who works as a bartender and lives with his best friend in Brooklyn. When they meet in the subway where William is playing their worlds collide in more ways than one.

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3

( Chapter 4 this way )

Title:‘You're one big sugar rush (I've always dreamt that I'd be your favorite)’ [3/14]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Butcher/Sisky, Ryland/Vicky-T, Alex/Nate vs Alex/Tom, others minor pairings.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 80,000 total words
Warnings: Upper East Siders AU (it needed a name, didn’t it?), but this is NOT a Gossip Girl AU.
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I doubt Gabe can actually write softwares, anyway. It’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cash Cash’s ‘Sugar Rush’ and Cobra Starship’s ‘The scene is dead - Long live the scene’
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary:“Can I offer you a coffee, then?” Gabe tried once again, not too hopeful, but to his surprise, the singer didn’t flip him off.
“Why?” William asked, genuinely curious about all that interest.
“Because,” Gabe just said, shrugging a little, but at the boy’s stubborn look, he gave in and smiled. “I like your voice.” - Gabe Saporta is a rich 26 years old computer nerd who lives in the Upper East Side. William Beckett is a broke 22 years old musician who works as a bartender and lives with his best friend in Brooklyn. When they meet in the subway where William is playing their worlds collide in more ways than one.

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Chapter 1 || Chapter 2

( Chapter 3 right here )

Title: ‘He tastes like you (Only sweeter)’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Peter/Neal
Rating: R, I think
Word count: 550 total words
Warnings: mild angst
Spoilers: not really, just the Pilot
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I wish I owned Neal too. It’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Fall Out Boy’s ‘Thnks fr th mmrs’.
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: “He owns Neal Caffrey in his whole handsome being, which isn’t a thought he indulges in too often.”

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( Story this way, please )

Title:‘You're one big sugar rush (I've always dreamt that I'd be your favorite)’ [2/14]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Butcher/Sisky, Ryland/Vicky-T, Alex/Nate vs Alex/Tom, others minor pairings.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 80,000 total words
Warnings: Upper East Siders AU (it needed a name, didn’t it?), but this is NOT a Gossip Girl AU.
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I doubt Gabe can actually write softwares, anyway. It’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cash Cash’s ‘Sugar Rush’ and Cobra Starship’s ‘The scene is dead - Long live the scene’
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary:“Can I offer you a coffee, then?” Gabe tried once again, not too hopeful, but to his surprise, the singer didn’t flip him off.
“Why?” William asked, genuinely curious about all that interest.
“Because,” Gabe just said, shrugging a little, but at the boy’s stubborn look, he gave in and smiled. “I like your voice.” - Gabe Saporta is a rich 26 years old computer nerd who lives in the Upper East Side. William Beckett is a broke 22 years old musician who works as a bartender and lives with his best friend in Brooklyn. When they meet in the subway where William is playing their worlds collide in more ways than one.

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Chapter 1

( Chapter 2 right here behind the cut )

Title:‘You're one big sugar rush (I've always dreamt that I'd be your favorite)’ [1/14]
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William, Butcher/Sisky, Ryland/Vicky-T, Alex/Nate vs Alex/Tom, others minor pairings.
Rating: NC-17 overall
Word count: 80,000 total words
Warnings: Upper East Siders AU (it needed a name, didn’t it?), but this is NOT a Gossip Girl AU.
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I doubt Gabe can actually write softwares, anyway. It’s all fiction.
Author’s Notes: title from Cash Cash’s ‘Sugar Rush’ and Cobra Starship’s ‘The scene is dead - Long live the scene’
As ever, feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary:“Can I offer you a coffee, then?” Gabe tried once again, not too hopeful, but to his surprise, the singer didn’t flip him off.
“Why?” William asked, genuinely curious about all that interest.
“Because,” Gabe just said, shrugging a little, but at the boy’s stubborn look, he gave in and smiled. “I like your voice.” - Gabe Saporta is a rich 26 years old computer nerd who lives in the Upper East Side. William Beckett is a broke 22 years old musician who works as a bartender and lives with his best friend in Brooklyn. When they meet in the subway where William is playing their worlds collide in more ways than one.

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( Chapter 1 this way, folks )

Title: ‘Strangers in the night’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe/William
Rating: R, I think
Word count: 3,000 total words
Warnings: 1930s AU, fluff (?)
POV: third
Disclaimer: Completely not true. I really don’t mean to offend anyone and nothing of what I wrote in this story is to be considered real, it’s all fiction.
Notes: title from Frank Sinatra’s ‘Strangers in the night’.
Summary: ‘“My name is Saporta, Gabriel Saporta, but everyone calls me Gabe,” he introduced himself with a careful smile. “I’m a painter.”
“Fascinating, Mr. Saporta,” William conceded with a slightly worried look. “What is it that you want to talk about?”
“I was wondering if you’d consider accepting to be my model.”’

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( Story this way, behind the cut )

Titolo:‘Pancakes’
Autore: jen_jm
Pairing: Alex/Nate
Rating: R/NC-17
Parole: 500 circa
Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
Note: scritta come regalino di anniversario per faechan.
Summary: ‘“Nate, porca puttana, ho sonno,” mugugna Alex quando il ragazzo gli si sdraia addosso e inizia a picchiettargli insistentemente sulla spalla con un dito.
“Sei volgare quando ti svegli,” osserva Nate con una smorfia infastidita, ma non si sposta nemmeno di un millimetro.’

( Pointless smut da questa parte )

Right now I should be writing, but since I doubt that's gonna happen tonight, I'm here to cheer you up with this lovely picspam. And the subject, as you might have guessed from the title, is Jensen Ackles. If you're a fan, enjoy this, if you're not a fan, you should give it a try too, TEH PRETTY might convince you he's the right manboy to marry.

Since there are a lot of pictures, it's in two parts.

( Hotness this way )

Yesterday I got my wisdom tooth extracted and next week I'll have to repeat the experience. Since I'm trying to avoid painkillers, I'll be spending my afternoons on the couch, trying to get distracted. And what better way than movies? So I went to my bedroom and searched for all those DVDs I bought but never watched and this is what I found:

- Madagascar 2 - which I heard isn't as funny as the first. But I'll give it a try anyway.
- Mystic River - because the cast seems promising.
- Syriana - because I think it will show me a new side of Clooney.
- An Inconvenient Truth - because I believe Al Gore knows what he's talking about.
- Legend of 1900 - which I didn't buy, but it seems like a good movie.
- Doctor Zhivago - because it's a classic and my mom loves it so much she convinced me to watch it.
- Dances with wolves - because I've never watched it, shame on me.
- The sixth sense - again, because I can't believe I've never watched it.
- Kill Bill vol.2 - because I never saw how it ends.
- Full Metal Jacket - because it's a classic and it's Kubrick.
- Shining - which kinda scares me to the bones, but I'll pull through it. XD
- Fight club - which I admit I never watched because I don't exactly like Pitt.
- Master and Commander - because I bought it so I might as well watch it now, how bad can it do?
- Collateral - honestly because I'm curious.

So, what d'you think? I will probably not see everything, but at least I have a list to consult whenever I don't know what to watch. If you have more movies to suggest, fire away, I'll add them if they inspire me. Nothing too tragic, though, some of these will already kill me. XD
JM

Comment on this post and I'll give you a name, fictional or real. Then answer the following questions with pictures of said person and post it on your LJ.

( Meme with pictures this way )

Title: ‘Come undone’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Jon Walker/Ryan Ross, past Jon Walker/Spencer Smith
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 560
Warnings: flashfic, slash, angst
Disclaimer: just fiction, just having fun.
Author’s Notes: I shouldn’t have written this. Seriously. Title from Placebo’s song.
Summary: It takes Jon just a moment to understand that Ryan heard his conversation and sits down next to him, still holding the phone.

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( Right here behind the cut )

Title: ‘yourxnancyxboy’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Patrick Stump/ ?
Rating: PG-13, I think
Word count: about 800
Warnings: flashfic, slash, surprise pairing (again, is this a warning?)
Disclaimer: just fiction, just having fun..
Author’s Notes: I don't even know. Seriously.
Summary: “Who’s yourxnancyxboy? Your secret girlfriend?” Pete asks with a smirk as he glances at the screen from behind Patrick’s shoulder.

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( Crazy right here behind the cut )

Title: ‘Backstage’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Gabe Saporta/ ?
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 300
Warnings: flashfic, slash, surprise pairing (is this a warning?)
Disclaimer: just fiction, just having fun.
Author’s Notes: This is crazy. You're warned.
Summary: Okay, Pete asked him to come along and Gabe would never turn him down, they’re friends, brothers. But. The backstage of the EMAs? That’s where Gabe isn’t supposed to be, he’s not even sure how he ended up there.

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( Here, right behind the cut )

Okay, it's been too long since last time, so here I am, ready to update you on my life.

There's not really much to say, to be honest, I finished my exams and I'm finally enjoying my vacation, which consists of sunbathing in my garden, watching movies and TV shows and playing Halo. I've watched four seasons of NCIS and I'm almost done with season 5 of House MD, then I have to re-watch Merlin, since last time I stopped halfway. On the movie side, last night I watched Dragonball Evolution and seriously, if you expect something even remotely similar to the anime, don't watch it. Goku was cute, though, and it's not a bad movie, I've seen worse. And obviously I saw the new Harry Potter. Everybody hated it, I loved it. Every other book was butchered just as much as this, but at least this one was fanfiction-like, with all the teenage drama and the serious drama alternating. And Draco Malfoy... man, when did he get so hot?

Anyway, another amazing thing I saw a couple of weeks ago was Placebo live. It was one of the best concerts of my life and it totally brought my obsession for Brian Molko back. I'm also happy for the new lineup, Steve Forrest is way, way better than Steve Hewitt. Not just for the pretty face, body and tattoos. It's his energy, he's positive and he shines and he's good for the band. And he and Stef are so doing it. Also, they're gonna be back in Italy in November and I'm gonna be there again, I still can't believe I'll see them twice in four months. So yeah, expect me to spam you with pictures. A lot. Like this.

Well, right now I don't have time to say much else, but I'll be back with my opinion on the PATD thing and to tell you that yeah, I'm gonna see Green Day live too.
See you soon, folks, and expect me to be back with new stories. XD
JM

Title: ‘Occhioni blu’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Matt Bellamy/Brian Molko (Muse/Placebo)
Rating: PG-13, credo
Word count: circa 700
Warnings: flashfic, AU
Disclaimer: Non li possiedo su nessun piano esistenziale anche se Brian lo vorrei in modi impuri e indegni.
Author’s Notes: non è colpa mia, ve lo assicuro. La dedico a faechan e lisachanoando, che sono le vere responsabili. Grazie di avermi corrotto. <3
Summary: Ci sono tre categorie di persone che Brian proprio non riesce a sopportare: gli ipocriti, gli omofobi e i Bellamy.

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( Da questa parte, grazie )

Title: ‘Out there is freezing (This time of the year is the worst)’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee
Rating: PG-13
Word count: about 800
Warnings: very little angst, a little fluff, flashfic
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, even though I’d love to put my filthy filthy hands on McGee.
Author’s Notes: title from ‘Our love will dry out on Christmas’ by The Electric Diorama. Feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: They said no presents this Christmas, Tony knows it, he remembers the conversation they had about it, he remembers getting in a fight for insisting about it.

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( Flashfic right here, behind the cut )

Title: ‘Broken strings’
Author: jen_jm
Pairing: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee
Rating: PG-13, I guess
Word count: about 360
Warnings: fluff, flashfic, set after 6x02 Agent Afloat
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, even though I’d love to put my filthy filthy hands on McGee.
Author’s Notes: first story about this pairing. Feel free to report any mistake. Constructive criticism is welcome, feedback makes me happy!
Summary: It still makes him hold his breath, even now that it’s over - he can’t believe it’s finally over -, now that Tony is back home.

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( Fluff this way, plz )

So, I just Twitter-ed about it, but I think I need to elaborate this. I'm obviously talking about Gossip Girl, what else? Just one warning, if you haven't seen the series and you plan to, this will contain loads of spoilers. Read at your own risk.

( You know you love her, xo xo (careful with spoilers, they kind of sting) )

Well, I guess it's all for now, I will miss seeing this show, but I guess now I'll have to wait until it comes back.
Until then, xo xo. (you knew this was coming, right?)
JM